So what's going on in the city today?
The Mayor and his staff was menaced by Machine Overlord and his Mechanical Minions, but thankfully high tech lawman Tex Mech arrived to defend our civic institutions.
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Y'all surrender nice n' peaceable or I reckon I'll blast ya into scrap. |
A bank heist was foiled by Galatia, Mighty Maid of Marble.
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She'll rock your world, you miscreants. |
The sinister Professor Portal nearly overwhelmed two patrol officers, were it not for the timely arrival of the Emerald Shadow.
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He knows what evil lurks beyond that wretched shell. |
There was a running battle between The Comet and Mean Streak across town.
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Stop! Or I'll run the opposite direction and punch you in the face after circumnavigating the earth. |
The White Knight rescued a damsel in distress from a bunch of punks.
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I'm afraid you fellows are going to need a lesson in good manners. |
And then ran into Gravedigger and The Unstoppable Dreadnought on a senseless rampage in a fast food establishment when he went on his lunch break.
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And while I explain to these two why it's rude to cut in line, please prepare me a Number 7 combo to go. |
Captain Futura held forth on her recent defeat of Shock Tower to eager members of the press.
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Film at 11! |
Two friends who took a wrong turn on the way to the comic book store were rescued from a mugging by the elusive Alley Cat.
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Best. Rescue. Ever. |
Finally, Agent O'Connor and her team of investigators thought that they'd cornered The Crimson Thorn, unaware that The Deadly Mantis and The Silent Specter had laid an ambush.
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Drop my weapons? Oh, something's gonna drop, all right. |
Thankfully, prompt intervention by the Elementelles turned the tables on the craven criminals.
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Burn & Bash & Swirl & Splash |
Just a perfectly normal day around here.
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